The morning after I posted about the strewn food mystery, things ratcheted to a new level; I saw Strewn Food Man in the act and decided to walk by and ask him about it.
“So, feeding the birds?” I asked.
“Yup; and the squirrels and the chipmunks and the groundhogs. I’ve seem ’em all.” He said, while continuing to throw food in the grass.
“Ah,” I said, but what I really should have said was, “Do squirrels eat ribs?”
The next day the variety and quantity of food had increased, if that was possible. And today? Even the bulldog was incredulous.